Life revolves around Burmes cats, Border Collie dogs and Ice Hockey








Wednesday 28 April 2010

Flyball

Well Flea and I had such a good time last night. He figured out the new style box really quickly. Everyone was really friendly and they were very impressed with him. Halfway through training they asked if we would like to compete on Sunday :0). I was really taken aback but why not? One of the trainers said he is really fast and their will be a few things we can do to sharpen up his technique. So Flea is now a member of the Dream team and we have 2 shows booked already.
They did take some photos of Flea in action so as soon as they get uploaded to the web site I will add them on here.
After coming back from training a couple came round to meet the kittens :0) they couldn't decide so decided to reserve 2 kittens. They are calling them storm and Milly. So it is just my little favorite ginger kitten left at the moment. i can't believe he is last as he is super cute. I'm sure someone will fall in love with him soon.

Tuesday 27 April 2010

Flyball

So I have finally found a flyball team for Flea to join. He used to do it before, ages ago and even came 2nd at crufts one year. However the type of box they use has changed and Flea has only done it a few times. I'm sure he will be ok though. He knows the basics and has more speed than I usually know what to do with. I am a bit nervous actually. We are going to go along for the 1st time tonight. Meeting new people is always scary for me. Flea, however is going to have a wonderful time. I'm sure he will do his best to figure out the new box. Fingers crossed they see his potential and invite us to join them.

As for the kittens, one of Bali's babies has gone to her new home already. The others are due to go home on Thursday and Friday. I am really ready for them to leave now. They are lovely but damn hard work when you have 2 litters. One of Asia's babies will be going to live with one of Bali's when she is big enough. I'm so please about that as little Lola is such a sweetie. Someone else is coming to look at the babies tonight so fingers crossed they might reserve one too :0)
I really should be getting ready to go to flyball but little Coco refuses to get off my chest as she is fast asleep. I just know she is going to yell at me when I move her.
Oh well here goes....

Friday 23 April 2010

I saw this and it made me cry laughing...so true

How to Give a Cat a Pill
1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby.
Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth.

Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.
Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand.

Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe.

Call spouse in from the garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws.

Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.



7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail.
Get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit.
Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans and drink one beer to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.


10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed.
Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink.
Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
 
12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from the top of the tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat.

Take last pill from foil wrap.

13. Using heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed, tie the little *&#%^'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down



14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.



How To Give A Dog A Pill







1. Wrap it in bacon.






2. Toss it in the air.

 

Tuesday 20 April 2010

Cats cats and more cats

I seem to have cats everywhere at the moment. Asia's babies have started exploring now so I really do have kittens all over the house. I must admit a big part of me is looking forward to seeing Bali's kittens go to their new homes now. Little Coco has taken a real shine to me. She often comes up for cuddles and sleeps on my chest if she gets the chance.
Asia's babies are looking really cute, they have chubby little faces just like their dad. They are getting so brave now and seem to be all over the place. They seem to want to tell me about it all the time too lol. I have to be so careful walking anywhere in case I step on one.
I am currently looking for a new place to live as my new company want me to move a bit closer. Who knew it would be such a nightmare. I turned up to look at a flat in a converted manor house, close to work. It was massive. Only problem was I had been told it would take pets and when I turned up they denied all knowledge. What a wasted trip. The next place was perfect, the house was lovely, the area was lovely, right by the sea. Problem is it is 1hr and a half away from where I am now. It would be a real nightmare to get to see the ice hockey  team from there. The dogs would have loved to live right by the sea but I am just not sure about being so far from everything. So I have one more place to see tomorrow, 37 mins from work, 40 mins from the ice hockey team and an hour from my close friends....So why do I keep thinking about the place by the sea?

Monday 12 April 2010

Baby pic's





4 days away

So a load of bees fans trotted of on our usual play off finals weekend in Coventry. Our team might not have been there to play but in true form the bees fans were the last ones standing. It seems we really know how to party lol. The poor DJ in Crosby's had to stay late as the bar owner said while we were there spending money at the bar he'd stay open until 1 am on Sunday. 
So after 4 days away I come home to my little monsters. The bigger kittens pretty much look the same but the younger ones... wow they are huge! They are the sweetest things. The two black ones have really fat faces and look so much like their dad. The other two are really cute too but the little black girl I'v nicknamed Rosie is my fav. She sits there gazing at me :0)
I have moved them onto the sofa for the 1st time this evening and they are taking it in there stride. They have curled up next to me for a snooze.
As for the big babies, they are absolutely everywhere. They are so playful. The quiet moments are few and far between now :0)

Wednesday 7 April 2010

Asia babies

Bali Babies































updates

Well what can I say, all of Bali's babies have now been reserved. They are all going to really nice homes and I am sure they will have their new families wrapped around their little paws not long after they go home. 
They are however driving me nuts. lol  I am a plaything in their opinion. I can be jumped on, hung off, chewed, climbed on and any anything else that takes their fancy. Having said that there are moments where they come up for a nice snuggle and a sleep. I am so pleased that they are growing up, super confident, playful and friendly.
I must be totally crazy as one of Asia's babies from a previous litter is here on holiday. Add to that my mum's Tonkinese that I have agreed to find a new home for and I am totally over run with cats. I keep telling myself that   only 4 of them are permanent residents to keep me sane.
Cuba is still being a really good dad and even uncle Indi is starting to teach the babies how to be a silly Burmese.
Asia's babies are growing fast now too. It is still a bit early to see their personalities but they are super cute. They have fat little faces just like their dad. I have finally got a new laptop now (thanks Dad you are a superstar) I can be better at keeping up to dad and uploading pic's . :0)

Friday 2 April 2010

1st reserve

Well I am pleased to announce my 1st kitten has a reserve. The 1st baby to be picked was the little "alien" Smartie. I am so pleased she got picked 1st, She was really good and sold herself really well. I was worried that she would end up left behind but as she has got a bit bigger she is a lot less ugly :0)
I have more people looking at them tomorrow so fingers crossed more will get reserved for nice homes :0)